• Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

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lettherebedoodles:

Harmonia: Uh, so how’d you get stuck with the…

Megareus: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.

Harmonia: O_O ?

(( Hehehe. ))

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stillnotatimelord:

paaba:

impopentti:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

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a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

Is this free?

it is

Sharkmaido

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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jaclcfrost:

"who do you pair that character with?"

happiness. life. being happy. not being dead. i want them to be alive and safe. and happy. that’s what i’m getting at. that is the direction this is going in. that’s my only wish

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trainfucker:

ghost commuting.

(Source: tetsuota)

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bisexualjason:

[ABRUPTLY OPENS YOUR DOOR] YEAH BUT JASON GROWING UP IN CHB AND ALWAYS TALKING TO THALIA’S TREE.

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